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二货私家侦探爆笑捉奸， 该片讲述了两位笨头(tóu )笨脑的“私家侦探”，专门(🍬)为雇主捉奸，拍摄雇主家室的外出行踪。在一(⛰)次行动中，各种阴差阳错的奇葩囧事接踵而至，引向了一个令人啼笑皆(jiē )非的结局。

本片改(gǎ(⭕)i )编自(zì )七十年代知名(🐾)小说家江(jiāng )之南的作品(🕓)，由华山导演。故事描述(shù )，涉世未深的刘大江（(🐥)刘永）与结拜兄弟四(sì )人行，劫得一批金饰，但有人挑拨离间，致互相残杀，只得刘生还；后刘被掠去财物，为生计打劫赌(🍎)档，却(què )开罪了欧阳帮，但其帮主欣赏刘(♉)胆色，交上朋友来。帮主女保镖金燕（李丽丽(lì )）对刘有好感，协助杀了劫刘财物的人；死者为黑旗(🙌)门主(zhǔ )之女婿(xù )，但遣孀张(zhāng )玫瑰(🎑)（胡锦）有感丈夫死有(yǒu )余辜，也(yě )因对刘有好感，遂网开一面……

千星再去到警局问消息的(👺)时候，得到的回答却是——案件仍在(🤼)调(diào )查之中，没有证据可以证明黄平是犯罪嫌疑人，撞到的黄平的司机和另一名目击路人也没有看到任何事件(jiàn )经过，所以调(✒)查(👀)暂时没有进展。

夜深(🎆)人静，万籁俱寂。在美国(guó )西部的农场中央(yāng )，孤零零伫立着一所房子(😄)。房子的男主人(rén )正沉浸在甜甜的梦乡之中，殊不知(zhī )危险渐渐逼近。一道(dào )极强的亮光从(cóng )窗口照了进来，男人随着亮光开始上下起(qǐ )伏。原来一家飞碟正停在上空，准备对其进行绑架。不过，绑架的实施(🙈)者是一个初出茅庐的外(🍵)星(🌽)(xīng )人，这次绑架对他(🛺)来说只是一(☝)次资格考试，身旁有...

This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before.

Santos Trinidad是一名经验丰富但落魄不得志的老警官，在(zài )追踪少女失踪(〽)案件过程中遇上了一起枪击案，留下三具尸体，唯一的目击者(🖨)下落(luò )不明。

Toby appears to be an ordinary dog living the simple put life, but unbeknownst to his family, he moonlights as secret government operative, Agent Toby...

陈(🌲)美有些失神，紧接着，任东的笑声在她耳边(😍)响起：头(tóu )发上有根草。

楼下，庄仲(🔐)泓刚(🛵)刚坐上车，车子便径(jìng )直启动驶离，逐渐远去，直至彻底消失不见